Retro Reviews

Reviews of older horror films, shorts, or general creepiness.

We’re All Fish Food: ‘PIRANHA 3-D’ (2010) Revisited – Retro Review

 When I was little, I was obsessed with sharks and any kind of sea life that could eat people in general, so I was always on the lookout for movies that featured these kind of creatures. I was at my grandparents’ house one weekend and saw the promo for the …

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Jim Sharman’s ‘THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW’ (1975) – A Retro Review

Some moments never fade; people remember where they were on 9/11, or where they were when they found out Cliff Burton from Metallica was killed in a bus accident. Those are moments we should push to the side and store deep inside. Jim Sharman’s The Rocky Horror Picture Show replaced …

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‘PARANORMAL ACTIVITY’ – When a Horror Movie Possesses the Audience

18 years ago, I sat in a packed movie theater. The anticipation for the much-hyped found footage movie was palpable. The feature started and the crowd settled in.  No opening credits. No music to set the scene. A dedication appeared on the screen, thanking the families of the two leads …

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‘ARACHNOPHOBIA’ (1990): When Spiders Take Over the Town

Frank Marshall’s Arachnophobia isn’t just about spiders — it’s about fear itself, and what happens when that fear crawls out of the shadows and into your everyday life. Blending horror and comedy with surprising finesse, this directorial debut from Marshall — backed by Steven Spielberg’s Amblin Entertainment — struck a …

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