Retro Reviews

Reviews of older horror films, shorts, or general creepiness.

Sam Raimi’s ‘DARKMAN’ (1990): Superhero Mayhem, Before It Was Cool

Tim Burton’s Batman was a cultural phenomenon that changed the Hollywood cinematic landscape. In the summer of 1989, the caped crusader lit up the box office to the tune of $400 million dollars and singlehandedly brought superhero films back into the limelight. Universal Studios, which had passed on Batman some 10 years before, …

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The Most 80s Teen Movie: ‘Better Off Dead’

The 80s had a defined style infiltrating all of Pop Culture. The dark comedy, Better Off Dead (1985), fully embraced this style. It is a masterpiece that embodied almost every teen movie trope of the time. In celebration of Better Off Dead (1985) turning 40 let’s take a look back at …

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An Invitation To The Dance: 35 Years Of ‘THE EXORCIST III’ (1990)

The world was introduced to The Exorcist III thirty five years ago on August 17, 1990, the second sequel to the classic horror film, The Exorcist (read our retro review here), from 1973. It was directed by the author of the original novel, William Peter Blatty, which he based off the …

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We’re All Fish Food: ‘PIRANHA 3-D’ (2010) Revisited – Retro Review

 When I was little, I was obsessed with sharks and any kind of sea life that could eat people in general, so I was always on the lookout for movies that featured these kind of creatures. I was at my grandparents’ house one weekend and saw the promo for the …

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Jim Sharman’s ‘THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW’ (1975) – A Retro Review

Some moments never fade; people remember where they were on 9/11, or where they were when they found out Cliff Burton from Metallica was killed in a bus accident. Those are moments we should push to the side and store deep inside. Jim Sharman’s The Rocky Horror Picture Show replaced …

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