Reviews

Blind buys are always the most dangerous, yet the most fun. On the one hand, you could wind-up with some piece of toilet fodder that you can’t even give to your dog as a Frisbee because you’ll be charged with animal cruelty. On the other hand, blind buys can yield …

I first saw bits of the Greek film Dogtooth in a Most Disturbing Films video. Being the weirdo that I am, I really wanted to check this film out. In my honest opinion, Dogtooth (a.k.a Kynodontas) is truly an underrated gem. https://youtu.be/QFtDzK64-pk (Synopsis provided by IMDb.com): Three teenagers (Angeliki Papoulia, Hristos …

As horror fans, we typically have a favorite franchise or icon, one that stands out among the rest. I’ve always been a huge Freddy Krueger fan and I can’t count how many times I’ve watched the A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. It’s kind of weird to love a skinny white …

Why oh why do people still think it’s a smart idea to gather together in a secluded cabin? Don’t they know nothing good ever comes from it? Maybe they haven’t seen enough horror movies. In the new horror film, Never Open the Door, 6 friends soon find out that their …

This past Friday, I was desperate for entertainment and began perusing Netflix. Now, let me state that perusing Netflix with high levels of Entertainment Deprivation is never a good idea. Why? Because it’ll lead you to making choices like The Pack.  The Wilson family have it rough: their livestock keep …

I had to chuckle to myself when I accepted doing this review. I mean, come on! A film called I Was a Teenage Wereskunk sounded absolutely ridiculous, but that was part of the reason I took it. Watching the preview, I became slightly more intrigued that, not only was it going …

The thought of a zombie apocalypse can be pretty scary. I’m not going to lie, the idea of being eaten alive is terrifying. Now imagine that the zombies don’t want to eat you… they want to rape you. That’s just fucked up. This is just a small fraction of the …

Within the horror genre, few films capture the theme of Thanksgiving quite like the cult classic ThanksKilling. Full of slasher cliques and puns, this film plays up every over the top aspect, taking pride in all its B-movie glory. The second installment, ThanksKilling 3, takes everything to a whole new …

“Be afraid. Be very afraid!” Thirty years ago, director David Cronenberg brought us The Fly, one of the sickest masterpieces in horror history. From the film’s all-star cast to its impeccable special effects, there are so many reasons why The Fly is still beloved three decades years later. https://youtu.be/7BzwxJ-M_M0 (Synopsis provided …

A whole heck of a lot happened in “Go Getters,” this last Sunday’s episode of The Walking Dead: skates rolled, watches got handed over, paintings were admired, faces were punched, cowards kneeled, cars were crushed and lips got kissed. We got to know some key players in season seven a …