Retro Reviews

Reviews of older horror films, shorts, or general creepiness.

Jack Sholder’s ‘A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY’S REVENGE’ (1985) – Retro Review

The A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise is the most recognized name among non-horror fans. Elm Street 2 was one of the first movies I watched as a kid. I was terrified of Freddy Krueger; however, I also had an attraction to the series. My parents let me watch all …

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‘HELLRAISER: INFERNO’ (2000) — The Franchise’s Descent into Psychological Horror

Hellraiser: Inferno is the fifth film in the Hellraiser series, and it represents a dramatic shift from the bloody gothic horror of its predecessors. Released direct-to-video in 2000, the film trades in the franchise’s elaborate mythos for a darker, more introspective story — one that feels closer to Jacob’s Ladder …

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Beware The Puppets And Fairies: SCREAMTIME (1983) Revisited – Retro Review

I’ve always been a fan of horror anthology films. Heck, I even wrote segments for some recent ones (I know, I know, shameless plug) and think that there are some great ones out there – like Creepshow and After Midnight – that most horror fans will dig. I watched Screamtime …

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He’s a Religious Nut!: ‘MASSAGE PARLOR MURDERS!’ (1973) Revisited – Retro Review

God bless Tubi. They have a massive collection of obscure horror films from the 70s and 80s in their library that you can watch for free, and I think it is awesome. Some of them are hidden gems while others are quite terrible, but the cool thing is that you …

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Laugh At The Devil – 25 Years of ‘BEDAZZLED’ (2000)

As mentioned many times previously, most remakes are unnecessary or worse. Then you have ones that were actually good such as The Thing and Ocean’s 11. There was another one that many felt was just as good as the original, and that was the 2000 comedy BEDAZZLED.  To understand BEDAZZLED …

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Stephen King’s ‘SILVER BULLET’ (1985) – Still Tearing Us To Pieces – Retro Review

Stephen King’s Silver Bullet may have been one of the first horror movies I’ve ever seen, and I fell in love with it. As a young child, there was nothing scarier—or cooler—to me than werewolves. Vampires were scary, yes, but you could speak to them and possibly barter with them. …

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