Retro Reviews

Reviews of older horror films, shorts, or general creepiness.

Screen Gem Or Silly Scapegoat? The Lasting Debate Surrounding ‘Natural Born Killers’

Natural Born Killers

Natural Born Killers is a controversial and provocative film directed by Oliver Stone that’s known for its intense exploration of violence, media, and the American psyche. It’s also known for spurring debates on movies and “copycat” crimes. The movie, released 30 years ago this month, is based on a story …

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From The Slimy Depths Of The Ocean: ‘CROCODILE’ (1979) – Blu-ray Review

Crocodile

Okay, say you’re in Thailand and you want to make a quick buck. You’re thinking maybe shoot a movie, glomming onto the success of Jaws or maybe a Godzilla type flick. Jaws it is then, but you want to giant radioactive lizard in it too, so maybe not a total …

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A New Level Of WTF-ness: ‘RAT MAN’ (1988) – Blu-ray Review

Rat Man

At the risk of coming off as if I’m pigeonholing an entire ethnic group, I will make the following statement (that I believe in my heart is 100% true): Italians have made some fucking bonkers films. Exhibit A: Rat Man. Directed by Giuliano Carnimeo (Find A Place To Die), and …

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M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘THE VILLAGE’ (2004) – Twenty Years Later

The Village

With his new film Trap in theaters, M. Night Shyamalan seems to have picked up a steady rhythm of success since the critical downturn of his work in the late 2010’s. Since The Visit and Split, Shyamalan seems to have climbed out of the rut in which his string of …

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‘A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child’ (1989): Freddy Reborn…Again

The Dream Child

A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child is the fifth installment in the popular A Nightmare on Elm Street horror franchise, directed by Stephen Hopkins and released in 1989. The film continues the story of Freddy Krueger, the iconic dream-stalking killer, as he terrorizes a new group of …

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Milkshakes and Murders: ‘Confessions Of A Serial Killer’ (1985) – Blu-ray Review

Confessions of a Serial Killer

In the pantheon of American serial killers, Henry Lee Lucas will always stand out. The way he matter-of-factly confessed to countless depraved acts, to the freewheeling way he would confess to crimes he likely didn’t commit (law enforcement from around the country would feed him details to clear their unsolved …

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Justin M. Seaman’s ‘THE BARN’ (2016) – Retro Review

Lately, there have been many movies celebrating the 80s horror movement. Most, I have to admit, aren’t that good. However, The Barn is one of those fantastic movies. It reminds me of all those monsters I loved so much. It starts almost immediately with *TRIGGER WARNING* a little kid falls …

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