Reviews

Writing a review of a mediocre film can be just as bland as watching one. Such a film does not have admirable elements, but is not so horrible to warrant pulling out the disc, dousing it with gasoline and setting it on fire. For this reason, I typically do not …

I remember seeing an ad for Bio-Zombie in a 1998 issue of Gamepro magazine (R.I.P.). Looked interesting but it would be nearly twenty years before I got around to watching it. And man, I’m glad I did. Woody Invincible (Jordan Chan, billed as Siu Chun Chan) and Crazy Bee (Sam …

Hong Kong cinema you say? Count me right in. If you haven’t yet introduced yourself to this territory’s cinema, you need to do so immediately. However, don’t let that introduction come in the form of Rigor Mortis. Chin Siu-Ho (Chin Siu-ho) is a washed up movie actor whose just moved …

Typically, beginning a trip by sticking your thumb out to hitch a ride does not end well. There are some seriously sick people out there! Haven’t you ever seen the signs on the highway that say DO NOT PICK UP HITCHHIKERS? This is especially true in horror movies. Through the decades, we have had quite …

In 1983, Austrian director Gerald Kargl unleashed his first (and, to date, only) feature-length film. The film shocked Austrian moviegoers. A scandal followed. After playing movie theaters for a week, it was pulled and played only in a few porn theaters. Pending release in America, the film was slapped with …

It is no secret that technology is taking over the world.  Computers, in various forms, are virtually everywhere now. Unfortunately, this is causing hackers to become more prevalent in our society.  All too often, we hear of stolen identities, hacked credit card systems, online sexual predators, and many other internet …

Necrostorm, the same dudes who brought us the splatterrific Adam Chaplin, invite you on an all-expenses-paid trip to Splatterville while giving you accommodations at the lavish and exclusive Hotel Inferno, the first first-person action/horror flick. Check out the trailer here – but viewer beware there is graphical material on it; blood, gore, and …

Come on, kiddos: let’s take a trip back to 1983. The home video market is up and rolling. Video stores are on the rise. Product is in high demand. So, leave it to writer/director David A. Prior to create the first shot-on-tape slasher flick for the home video market, Sledgehammer. …

Some horror films are meant to shock you with gritty, hard to watch scenes, pushing the boundaries for the censors as well as the audience. Others are meant to haunt your nightmares, forcing you to sleep with the lights on for weeks. However, one small niche of horror infuses comedy and …

I’m going to make a confession to you all and I’m not the least bit afraid to admit it… I, Lacy Lou, am a reality T.V. junkie. So, imagine my surprise when I’m browsing through Netflix to find a new horror movie to watch and I come across one that …