Reviews

Halloween II (1981) 35 Years Later – Retro Review

What makes an amazing sequel? Nowadays there are sequels being made that have absolutely no relevance to the original whatsoever. That’s why Halloween II may be the best horror sequel of all time. It’s been 35 years and is still as scary as when it was first released. We are about …

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Angry Ghosts and Permissive Parents: ‘Haunt’ (2013)

Mac Carter’s Haunt (2013) offers viewers a haunted house tale, very angry ghosts, and teenage romance. But is it memorable? For me, the character’s names didn’t even sink in. Maybe I’m just bad with names, but it could also be symptomatic of a movie that didn’t keep me absolutely, 100% …

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‘Evil Dead’ (2013) Is Worthless Garbage

With Remake Fever in full swing, it was only a matter of time before studio execs got their grubby little hands on The Evil Dead, one of the best horror films ever made. Of course I was skeptical, especially after seeing the trailer, which looked like shit. But I decided …

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‘Knucklebones’ (2016): Demonic Killer Saves Film from Flames of Hell – Movie Review

Far from a groundbreaking classic, Knucklebones is a low budget film full of horror puns and clichés that some will hate and others will love. Mitch Wilson makes his directing debut with this supernatural slasher that seems to struggle with the opening sequences but gradually builds momentum in all its …

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American Horror Story: Roanoke – Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of the now official, American Horror Story: Roanoke, was heart-pounding. Picking up directly where the last episode left off, we follow the unfortunate family that owns the house, the Millers, as they search for Lee’s daughter, Flora. In an interesting addition, similar to Poltergeist’s Tangina, a psychic named …

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Review – HANSEL AND GRETEL (2013)

I’m certain all of you know the name The Asylum, the movie studio responsible for such “treasures” as Zoombies, the Sharknado films, Nazis at the Center of the Earth, and many other pieces of fine entertainment. You may also know them as a creator of mockbusters like Sinister Squad, Transmorphers, …

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You Are Not Alone (2014)- Review

How do you pick out the next horror movie you are going to watch? Do you go by the word of mouth referral of a friend? Do you follow the recommended suggestions on Netflix? Or do you just pick a movie that you have been wanting to see for a long time? For me, it’s …

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Review – THE THING (2011)

If it ain’t a remake/reboot disgracing your local theaters, then it’s studio execs second favorite cash cow: the prequel. Despite prequels claiming to tell the story before the story, they seem more like ways to remake a flick without the stigma of being a remake. At least that seems to …

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Tell Me How I Die (2016) – Review

Why did the chicken cross the road? Does it even matter? The outcome will always be the same. He will inevitably get to the other side no matter the reason. Tell Me How I Die has a familiar foundation with some unique tweaks. It questions the subject of fate versus …

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