Yearly Archives: 2016

Wishmaster (1997) – Wishing You to Read this Retro Review!

I get so annoyed when people say that the 90’s didn’t produce any worthy horror movies. In a world of remakes and reboots, you would think people would be more appreciative of some of the most original horror films to date. Obviously, the 90’s wasn’t as hyped up as the …

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Review – GINGERDEAD MAN 2 (2008)

So I wasn’t a fan of The Gingerdead Man (can you blame me?). Aside from the beginning with Gary Busey being Gary Busey, I found the flick to be a pretty dull affair that took itself too seriously given the material at hand. Come on, a fucking killer gingerbread man? …

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Is This Fan Theory About Stranger Things Legit?

Before you read any further… SPOILERS BELOW involving the super mega hit show Stranger Things.   Fan theories are fun. If you’re not familiar with fan theories, they are essentially made-up scenarios involving our favorite films and television shows. One of my favorite fan theories is that young Kevin McAlister …

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The Funhouse Massacre (2015) – Clowns or Frowns?

Intro: The Funhouse Massacre has killer clowns, brain-dead teenagers, and gore galore. There is even a cameo from the horror legend, Robert Englund, himself. Then, as if those things aren’t enough, you can rent it for $4.99 at Amazon.com. I can’t say I have ever been too upset about losing five …

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Retro Review – George A. Romero’s MARTIN (1977)

Back before vampire’s started sparkling like semen-glazed doughnuts and sucking a certain portion of the male anatomy, George A. Romero produced a vampire film unlike any other. Gone were the fangs, the repellent effects of garlic and crosses, the aristocratic charm. Here, we have a vampire for the modern age. …

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Bastard (2015) Horrorfest Review

After Dark Horrorfest has produced quite a few decent flicks for those of us in the horror community. The Final (2010), Lake Dead (2007), Tooth and Nail (2007), Autopsy (2008), and Perkins 14 (2009) are just a few of them. As a horror fan, I look forward to each batch of films in …

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Sophia The Robot MIGHT Want To Destroy Humans

Robots and artificial intelligence. For decades, people have debated about the pros and cons of such technology – from the pro of household assistance to the con of human extinction. Personally, I think I can just hire a sexy maid to help me out when I’m in my older age. …

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Happy Birthday, Alfred Hitchcock!

On August 13th, 1899 the world was introduced to Sir Alfred Joseph Hitchcock.  Little did he know that he would later become one of the greatest horror icons of our time.  With numerous films under his belt, Hitchcock excelled the most in creating suspenseful characters that were more than a …

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The “Terrifying” Poltergeist Remake – Review

I’m not a movie person who hates remakes; on the contrary, I actually enjoy quite a few remakes. If they bring something new and exciting to the mix, then I’m all game. However, I’ll be honest, I was never too thrilled to hear about the Poltergeist remake that came out in 2015, nor did I …

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A Wish Come True – Interview with Andrew Divoff

After attending Flashback Weekend in Chicago on August 6th, 2016 I had the pleasure of meeting one of the most humble celebrities I’ve ever come across. The very talented and versatile actor Andrew Divoff. You may recognize him from his iconic role as the Djinn in Wishmaster (1997) and Wishmaster 2: …

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