6. Lepre-Chlamydia
After successfully killing the Leprechaun, Kowalski pisses all over what is left of him. This turns out to be a horrible fucking idea. The Leprechaun’s soul travels up his piss stream and into Kowalski’s penis. Later, he is reborn once Kowalski has gotten all hot and bothered. That’s one way to ruin a first date.