Reviews

The “firsts” are always special experiences. A first kiss, first time riding a bike, and first dates are all things that are magical. For me, this was the first time having the opportunity to review a film that hasn’t even been released. So when I started Slasher.com, I prayed that it wouldn’t be a flop. …

I get so annoyed when people say that the 90’s didn’t produce any worthy horror movies. In a world of remakes and reboots, you would think people would be more appreciative of some of the most original horror films to date. Obviously, the 90’s wasn’t as hyped up as the …

So I wasn’t a fan of The Gingerdead Man (can you blame me?). Aside from the beginning with Gary Busey being Gary Busey, I found the flick to be a pretty dull affair that took itself too seriously given the material at hand. Come on, a fucking killer gingerbread man? …

Intro: The Funhouse Massacre has killer clowns, brain-dead teenagers, and gore galore. There is even a cameo from the horror legend, Robert Englund, himself. Then, as if those things aren’t enough, you can rent it for $4.99 at Amazon.com. I can’t say I have ever been too upset about losing five …

Back before vampire’s started sparkling like semen-glazed doughnuts and sucking a certain portion of the male anatomy, George A. Romero produced a vampire film unlike any other. Gone were the fangs, the repellent effects of garlic and crosses, the aristocratic charm. Here, we have a vampire for the modern age. …

After Dark Horrorfest has produced quite a few decent flicks for those of us in the horror community. The Final (2010), Lake Dead (2007), Tooth and Nail (2007), Autopsy (2008), and Perkins 14 (2009) are just a few of them. As a horror fan, I look forward to each batch of films in …

I’m not a movie person who hates remakes; on the contrary, I actually enjoy quite a few remakes. If they bring something new and exciting to the mix, then I’m all game. However, I’ll be honest, I was never too thrilled to hear about the Poltergeist remake that came out in 2015, nor did I …

Writing a review of a mediocre film can be just as bland as watching one. Such a film does not have admirable elements, but is not so horrible to warrant pulling out the disc, dousing it with gasoline and setting it on fire. For this reason, I typically do not …

I remember seeing an ad for Bio-Zombie in a 1998 issue of Gamepro magazine (R.I.P.). Looked interesting but it would be nearly twenty years before I got around to watching it. And man, I’m glad I did. Woody Invincible (Jordan Chan, billed as Siu Chun Chan) and Crazy Bee (Sam …

Hong Kong cinema you say? Count me right in. If you haven’t yet introduced yourself to this territory’s cinema, you need to do so immediately. However, don’t let that introduction come in the form of Rigor Mortis. Chin Siu-Ho (Chin Siu-ho) is a washed up movie actor whose just moved …