Movie Reviews

‘Post Apocalyptic Commando Shark’ Might Make You Stop Worrying And Love The Schlock

As if nuclear war wasn’t bad enough, now those damn Soviets are throwing in everyone’s favorite finned predators in Post Apocalyptic Commando Shark. PopHorror recently snagged the Troma-esque trailer for this horror comedy. Maybe if I had seen this irreverent take on Armageddon as a child, I wouldn’t have spent …

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Where My Coven At? Review of ‘The Witch Files’ (2018)

When The Craft came out in theaters back in 1996, I made sure to see it opening weekend. It was everything I wanted – strong, confident young women with magical powers to acquire everything and anything they wanted, with a coven to provide the backbone and structure needed to brave …

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‘The Boat’ (2018): Sails of Terror Movie Review

Possessed vehicles and haunted vessels are nothing new in horror cinema. Laurence Fishburne (The Matrix) and Sam Neill (Jurassic Park) took us aboard a spaceship from Hell in Paul Anderson’s Event Horizon (1997). John Carpenter and Stephen King brought the world Christine in ’83, followed by King’s solo project, Maximum Overdrive, in …

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‘Knuckleball’ (2018) – Movie Review

As the calendar turns to October, two things are on the horizon: the Major League Baseball playoffs and World Series and Halloween. If your team is in the playoffs, that means you have to balance between baseball and any horror movies you prefer. One horror movie that fits right in …

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Movie Review: ‘I Am Going to Kill Someone This Friday’ Whether You Care About Them Or Not

You can tell Robert Partridge is crazy because he sets his alarm clock for 6:07 in the morning. The problem is, his alarm goes off a minute-and-a-half into I Am Going to Kill Someone This Friday, and there’s still 102 minutes to go. It doesn’t take much longer for co-writer-director …

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‘The Toybox’ (2018) A Crash Course Movie Review

There are a lot of things that can catch your attention when wanting to see a new film, from the trailer, movie poster, director, actors or even just hearing about it from word of mouth. It was reading an early review of the film that did it for me for Tom Nagel’s …

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‘The Mermaid’s Song’ is a Dark Fairy Tale that Deconstructs the Princess Myth

The horror genre can always use more dark fairy tales, and while The Mermaid’s Song delivers the scares, they’re less grotesque, and more cerebral. And that’s exactly how I like them. Sure, the film has some body horror and kills, to be sure, but The Mermaid’s Song is at its …

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