Fuck. Sorry, but that’s really about the best I can manage at the moment, with my jaw still on the floor. I probably don’t need to tell fans of the series that the John Wick 3: Parabellum trailer dropped today, and it promises 110% of the wonton gratuitous violence we’ve grown to expect from this stylish action series. It’s no secret I LOVE the John Wick series, they’re my kryptonite. If they’re on, chances are very high I’m watching. They’re like this brilliantly choreographed ballet of bullets and bloodshed, and this chapter has all the makings to be the most gloriously excessive dance macabre yet.
Having committed the ultimate sin of conducting business on The Continental grounds, the one-hour countdown until John is officially rendered Excommunicado is on. It’s John versus the world, with a $14 million contract courtesy of the High Table hanging over his head. Yet, even against such seemingly insurmountable odds, would anyone would be shocked if when the dust settles, John is the one still standing? You know, I heard he once killed a man in a bar with a pencil… a fucking pencil![ads 1]
John Wick 3 returns director of the first two films, Chad Stahelski, along with a host of familiar characters, as well as some new faces, most prominently Halle Berry and Anjelica Huston. And no major surprise, this film promises to top John Wick 2‘s gaudy 128 kills with the highest body count yet. In short, everything we know and love about our favorite dog-loving run-and-gun assassin, kicked up to dizzying heights. So, if somehow you haven’t already, soak up the orgasmic eye candy of the trailer, and cancel all your plans for May 17th, 2019, the day John Wick 3: Parabellum blasts its way into theaters!