‘Friday the 13th’ (2009) Ten Year Retro Review

It has been ten years to the day since we have had a theatrical release of a Friday the 13th film grace our screens. So today, we are going to be celebrating Marcus Nispel’s 2009 remake of Friday the 13th! In honor of the film, I am going to provide some of my favorite kills and quotes. And what retro review would be complete without some fun facts? So let’s get this party started and slash our way to some epic kills to this unappreciated entry into this series!

Official Synopsis of Friday The 13th (2009):

A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees and his deadly intentions.

Epic Death #1:

Amanda: Roasted Alive in a Sleeping Bag

If you thought being whacked up against a tree is more brutal… I think being burned alive takes the cake for me.

 

Epic Death #2:

Nolan: Arrow Through The Back Of His Head

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He was out there just stealing a boat, trying to have a good time with Chelsea, and then bam! Arrow through the head!

 

Epic Kill #3

Chewie: Screwdriver Through The Throat


This one really dug deep. R.I.P Chewie.

 

Epic Kill #4

Trent: The Death We All Cheered For!

Aw, byeeee Trent! (This one deserves a video clip)

 

And finally…

 Epic Kill #5:

Jenna: Wait, They Just Killed Who We Thought To Be A Final Girl!

Didn’t see it coming, did ya? Yeah, me either.

 

Alright, guys. That wraps up epic kills, so let’s move on to some facts!

Fun Fact # 1:

Friday the 13th (2009) was originally supposed to be an origin story. However, it quickly evolved into a reimagining of the first four Friday the 13th films.

Fun Fact #2:

This is the 2nd highest grossing Friday film.

Fun Fact #3:

Similar to Friday the 13th III, Jason transitions from wearing a bag over his head to wearing his infamous hockey mask.

Fun Fact #4:

Prior to even being cast as our beloved Jason, Derek Mears had already started physical training for the part.

Fun Fact #5:

Chelsea’s (Will Ford) death was originally supposed to be being stranded in the middle of the lake for hours after seeing Jason. She was supposed to have tired out and drowned, but the writers thought that a more quick death would fit into this iconic slasher.

 

 

Let’s end this retro with some of the most quotable lines!

Awesome Quote #1

Chewie: [watching Bree dance suggestively, to Lawrence] In my next life, I wanna come back as one of the buttons on the ass pocket of her jean shorts.

Awesome Quote #2

Richie: Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake? It’s like Crystal Geyser, Crystal Water. Go to a supermarket. Every single bottled water is named ‘Crystal’ something.

Wade: Aquafina.

Awesome Quote #3

Trent: Your tits are stupendous.

Final Thoughts

Alright, guys. Don’t go screaming like a little girl (like Trent did, heh) because your favorites didn’t make the article! This is just my personal faves to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the film. So, let us know in the comments what are your favorite moments from Friday the 13th (2009)?

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Lacy Lou has had a love for horror movies pretty much since birth! If you ever need a horror trivia question answered she's your girl!!! She is obsessed with the movie Scream and even has a Ghostface tattoo to prove it! She loves to write and make new friends that share the same interest.

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