Reviews

You know how we’ve all been wondering what happened to Tara (Alanna Masterson) and Heath (Cory Hawkins) since they left to go scavenging last season? Yeah, me neither. Apparently, their stories are not ones TPTB want us to forget, and this week’s episode of The Walking Dead, titled “Swear,” is …

A friend once told me that they consider The Sentinel to be the scariest movie they’ve ever seen. Of course I have to check it out to see how wimpy my friends are and to, hopefully, make myself feel better about my answer to “What’s the scariest movie you’ve ever …

Blind buys are always the most dangerous, yet the most fun. On the one hand, you could wind-up with some piece of toilet fodder that you can’t even give to your dog as a Frisbee because you’ll be charged with animal cruelty. On the other hand, blind buys can yield …

I first saw bits of the Greek film Dogtooth in a Most Disturbing Films video. Being the weirdo that I am, I really wanted to check this film out. In my honest opinion, Dogtooth (a.k.a Kynodontas) is truly an underrated gem. https://youtu.be/QFtDzK64-pk (Synopsis provided by IMDb.com): Three teenagers (Angeliki Papoulia, Hristos …

As horror fans, we typically have a favorite franchise or icon, one that stands out among the rest. I’ve always been a huge Freddy Krueger fan and I can’t count how many times I’ve watched the A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. It’s kind of weird to love a skinny white …

Why oh why do people still think it’s a smart idea to gather together in a secluded cabin? Don’t they know nothing good ever comes from it? Maybe they haven’t seen enough horror movies. In the new horror film, Never Open the Door, 6 friends soon find out that their …

This past Friday, I was desperate for entertainment and began perusing Netflix. Now, let me state that perusing Netflix with high levels of Entertainment Deprivation is never a good idea. Why? Because it’ll lead you to making choices like The Pack.  The Wilson family have it rough: their livestock keep …

I had to chuckle to myself when I accepted doing this review. I mean, come on! A film called I Was a Teenage Wereskunk sounded absolutely ridiculous, but that was part of the reason I took it. Watching the preview, I became slightly more intrigued that, not only was it going …

The thought of a zombie apocalypse can be pretty scary. I’m not going to lie, the idea of being eaten alive is terrifying. Now imagine that the zombies don’t want to eat you… they want to rape you. That’s just fucked up. This is just a small fraction of the …

Within the horror genre, few films capture the theme of Thanksgiving quite like the cult classic ThanksKilling. Full of slasher cliques and puns, this film plays up every over the top aspect, taking pride in all its B-movie glory. The second installment, ThanksKilling 3, takes everything to a whole new …