As a horror movie reviewer, when you get the chance to watch a young filmmaker’s first project, you think two things: either it’s going to be rough cut, overly long or chock full of bad acting, or it’s going to to be creative, innovative, and original. With no previous works …
Read More »I Love MacKenzie Reynolds (2017) Short Film Review
I think everyone on the planet can probably relate to falling for a friend who doesn’t see them as anything but a friend. It fucking sucks. Most of the time this is resolved in 1 of 3 different ways. 1. They give you a chance. 2. You suck it up …
Read More »Beyond the Gates (2016) Movie Review
For month’s now I’ve been hearing ton of buzz about the indie horror adventure film Beyond the Gates, which has been billed as Jumanji for horror fans. Due to the trailer and the presence of several actors that I like, I have been dying to see it. Hell, I even …
Read More »Pitchfork (2016): What the Fork? Movie Review
Every decade spawns a new horror slasher icon. The 1970’s introduced us to Leatherface and Michael Myers. The 80’s brought upon Jason Vorhees, Freddy Kreuger, and the infamous Chucky doll. While screaming into the 1990’s we were given Candyman and Ghostface. The early 2000’s sprung life into Leslie Vernon and …
Read More »The Deadly Spawn (1983) Retro Review
In honor of our Creature Feature month, I decided to take a look back at the 1983 direct-to-video monster movie called The Deadly Spawn. The Deadly Spawn was released on August 22, 1983, and was written and directed by Douglas McKeown with special effects by John Dods (Spookies). The film …
Read More »Getting Schooled (2017) Movie Review
Like most people of my generation, I grew up watching John Hughes movies… Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Sixteen Candles, Weird Science. I fucking love them. My favorite is The Breakfast Club. Imagine my surprise when I saw the trailer for Getting Schooled, a indie horror comedy that looked like Breakfast Club meets …
Read More »Fright Night 2 (1988) – Retro Review
Welcome to Fright Night! Again! That’s right, Charley Brewster and Mr. Vincent returned to the big screen in 1988 to stake more vampires. Although the official release of Fright Night 2 in Spain took place in October of 1988, the United States welcomed the sequel on May 19th, 1989. We all know what …
Read More »Arrow Video Blu-Ray Review Of Frank Henenlotter’s ‘Brain Damage’ (1988)
When I was in still in school, I would frequently hit video stores and buy used VHS copies of any horror films I could find. This was how I was introduced to Frank Henenlotter’s Brain Damage, albeit in an edited form. I remember loving it, having never seen anything quite …
Read More »Blood Of The Tribades (2016) Movie Review
I’m just going to come out and say it: I’ve never seen any of the popular lesbian vampires films nor have I ever seen anything from Hammer. I’m in no way the target audience for the film. Had it not been for seeing the trailer for Blood of the Tribades …
Read More »Alienate (2016) Movie Review
After seeing the trailer for Michael Shumway’s Alienate, I was totally on board! It looked to be a cheesy, action-packed alien invasion film. I was all set to enjoy this on a “so bad it’s good” level. Did I get the experience I was hoping for? Read on to find …
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