Lutz

MDR is, most importantly, an Italian-American. As such, all of his posts should be read with a variety of hand gestures and exaggerated facial expressions. A self-proclaimed horror aficionado (afficcionado? afixionado? Whatever, he's a tale-teller not a damn Speak-N-Spell), MDR doesn't love anything nearly as much as he loves zombies, limb-lopping, and a good Kale salad.