Thai Film ‘CRACKED’ is Missed Opportunity – Review

Ah, horror tropes. Used in the right way, they make horror movies better. But with the very notable exception of Cabin in the Woods, less is always better. I am a HUGE fan of Asian Horror films, so I jumped at the chance to review Cracked, the horror film by director Surapong Ploensang. Unfortunately, this film was long on style, but short on everything else.


Cracked Synopsis

Ruja inherits a painting from her deceased father and hires art restorer Tim to repair it, but they don’t know that this invaluable art comes with invaluable horror.

Ok, I am going to start with the pros:

  • The film looks amazing. The cinematography is top-notch. They really captured the rainy, foggy, spooky countryside. This is everything you want in a horror story setting.
  • The cast is great. As a film with only a few characters, the actors did a good job with what they were given.

Now the cons, or in this case, the overused tropes.

Let’s list them off:

  • Heartwarming background story – Our heroine, Ruja (Chayanit Chansangavej – Wolf), is trying to save enough money so her child, Rachael (Nutthatcha Padovan – Innocent Lies), can get an operation to save her vision.
  • Cursed object – Ruja inherits two paintings (not one), but she has to go to a spooky house in the middle of the country to claim them. On a side note, my god, they are UGLY. So for pictures worth a fortune, they look a lot like the art you see hanging in the rooms of a Motel Six.


  • Wandering kid – Rachael wanders off so often that you will find yourself screaming “THIS KID NEEDS A LEASH!”
  • Hot guy hero – Of course, the art restorer, Tim (Nichkhun) is super hot. Thank heavens.
  • Creepy old lady – The old lady caretaker always seems to be just standing in the background, staring like a psycho.
  • Creepy child – I mean, aren’t they all in horror films?
  • Haunted house – Sure, why not?
  • Ghost attacks – No explanation, no motive.
  • People attacks – Motives? Who needs those?
  • Snake attacks – Ok, so snakes don’t need motives.
  • Flashbacks! – Good luck deciphering these.
  • Jump scares – Soooooo many of these.
  • Bad CGI – I’m not mad, some of it was awesome.
  • Possession – This is later dropped and never seen again. So…. why did you introduce this element?
  • Leaving, but waiting until nighttime, and when it’s raining –  Seriously? This crap drives me nuts. What, did it take you like 8 hours to pack the one bag you brought?

All of this nonsense turns a potentially interesting concept into a muddled mess. Ploensang is a first-time director and the film is beautifully shot, so I do see some potential here. I’m hoping that they are able to refine things in future films. But Cracked is one I’d give a miss.

About Christine Burnham

When not writing, Christine Burnham is watching TV, Horror films, reading, cooking, and spending time with her menagerie of animals.

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