Retro Reviews

Wes Craven is one of the few filmmakers on the planet not named John Carpenter deserving of the title “horror master.” The creator of both the Scream and A Nightmare On Elm Street.franchises, the late Craven’s filmography is home to a littany of horror gems, including The Hills Have Eyes, …

In 2019, I was dealing with a lot of grief. I became attached to Arthur Fleck as I saw his decline in his mind. I know how weird it feels to be looked at. Everyone treats the Joker as a cherished memory, but there are two favorite actors. Jack Nicholson …

I remember seeing the trailer and TV spots for The Grudge when it was released and told my girlfriend (who is now my wife) that it just looked OK. I told her that it was probably just another crappy PG-13 rated remake of a superior Japanese film and that I …

Some movies catch my attention and make me fall in love. The first time I saw Clerks, I was 11 years old, and it fit so well. I understood the one-liners and the comedic value, mainly because I was raised around angry retail workers. However, a Clerks discussion is always …

Several movies are iconic to me. Texas Chainsaw Massacre is one of those movies that’s held my attention. I always wanted to be Leatherface and have a chainsaw, so my mom bought me a toy chainsaw. I was a terror and harrassed my entire family with it. Why do I …

The Twilight Zone is a groundbreaking American sci-fi/horror anthology television series created by Rod Serling that ran from 1959 to 1964. It is widely, and correctly, regarded as one of the most influential TV shows of all time, blending science fiction, fantasy, and horror with social commentary. In fact, it’s …

I grew up in the punk scene. I discovered punk rock when I was 11 years old. The scene sucked me right in, and I felt like I belonged. Also, I loved the energy, the friends, the music, and the basement shows.  It was a wild time. I’m too old …

20 years has gone so fast… It seems only yesterday that I was 11 years old, standing with my dad in the middle of the Sam Goody (RIP) in Philly. Clutched in my hand was a CD emblazoned with a bleeding heart grenade, a far cry from the albums of …

I have just done another piece about Tales From The Darkside. It’s one of my favorite series outside of The Simpsons. I love it so much that I was probably one of the first people to buy the entire series. I waited patiently until that collection was mine. It’s a …

[Rec] (2007) is a kick-ass Spanish found footage horror film directed by Jaume Balagueró and Paco Plaza. It’s widely regarded as one of the most effective and terrifying examples of the found-footage subgenre, blending elements of horror, mystery, and suspense in a gripping, claustrophobic setting. What the Heck is [Rec] …