Reviews

House From Hell: Steve Miner’s ‘HOUSE” (1985) – Retro Review

The thing I loved the most about 80s horror films is that there were no rules. Writers could take their movie anywhere, even the horrible movies got attention. For some reason, today’s horror fans started way back in time, when there was a wild west feel. There were still icons, …

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A Sharp Idea with a Dull Hook: ‘MEATHOOK’ (2024) – Movie Review

MEATHOOK (2024) sets out with an intriguing premise: instead of ending when the final girl survives, it asks what happens after the movie is over. Trauma doesn’t disappear when the killer is defeated, and survival isn’t the same thing as resolution. It’s a smart idea and one that feels ripe for …

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I Bid You Welcome: Tod Browning’s ‘DRACULA’ (1931) – Retro Review

In my years of experience with the horror genre, I will always hold the Universal Monsters very close. When I was growing up, our school library held these orangebooks with all their monsters on each cover, and a short story version of each. I constantly rented these books. However, the …

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‘DOLLY’ Is The Creepiest, Cruelest, And Most Uncomfortably Brilliant Film of 2026!

A Texas Chain Saw–style atmospheric horror film filled with creepy dolls? Sign me up. There was zero hesitation when it came to reviewing Dolly (2025) ahead of its release. Let’s take a look… Synopsis A couple ventures into the woods for a peaceful hike, only to discover an unsettling collection …

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Gore Verbinski’s ‘GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON’T DIE’ (2025) – Movie Review

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die is a tremendous and refreshingly bold effort from director Gore Verbinski, who returns to genre filmmaking with a wild, ambitious, and unexpectedly heartfelt science-fiction thriller. Starring Sam Rockwell at full throttle, the film follows a man who storms an L.A. diner, takes the patrons …

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Ric Roman Waugh’s ‘SHELTER’ (2026) – Movie Review

Shelter is a surprisingly strong and welcome turn from Jason Statham, signaling what feels like a genuine resurgence in his career. Long known for his tough-guy charisma and kinetic action roles, Statham has steadily carved out a niche as this generation’s Bruce Willis or Sylvester Stallone — a reliable action …

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Maui Owie: ‘PRIMATE’ (2026) – Movie Review

After returning home to Hawaii, Lucy (Johnny Sequoyah: Dexter: New Blood 2022) is excited to see her estranged family. She’s brought along her best friends to meet her eccentric kin. After years apart, she’s reunited with her novelist father (Troy Kotsur: The Number 23 2007), her sister Kate (Victoria Wyant: …

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