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It’s been 25 years since this haunted house’s doors opened to moviegoers. Inspired by the 1959 film of the same name, House on Haunted Hill is a haunted house film that dares to ask the viewer, “Would you spend the night in a haunted house for $1,000,000?” That is if …
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Director Damien Leone (Terrifier 2 2022, our review) has handed horror fans the best gift they could have ever asked for: another Terrifier film. It’s been 5 years since Art the Clown (David Howard Thornton: Terrifier 2 2022) terrorized the state of New York and singlehandedly plummeted the population density …
Read More »It Runs in the Family: ‘SLASHER’ (2023) – Movie Review
Destined to follow his father’s path, Slasher follows Julio (Sergio Alguacil: Serve and Protect, 2017) as he eagerly awaits the day to join the family business of slaughtering people. Unfortunately for those who cross Julio’s path, business is booming. Soon after receiving his own killing mask for his 18th birthday, …
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Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself? The Substance dares to ask its viewers this question knowing they’re more than likely to agree. A cinematic dangling of the keys to the fountain of youth. However enticing the initial promise of rejuvenated youth might be, audiences will soon …
Read More »100% Wisconsin Cheese: 4 Horror Films from America’s Dairyland
Cheese, brats, beer, and serial killers? America’s Dairyland has been home to some of the most infamous and prolific serial killers the world has ever known. With the likes of Jeffrey Dahmer and Ed Gein haunting the heart of the Midwest, it’s only fitting that other horrors come from the …
Read More »Body Snatching the Midwest: ‘THE BECOMERS’ (2023) – Movie Review
Due to circumstances beyond their control, two literal star-crossed lovers are forced to find each other after they land on Earth. Narrated by Russell Mael (lead singer of the pop-rock band Sparks) two aliens body snatch their way through Chicago. To blend in, they take over the bodies of any …
Read More »James Bamford’s ‘Hard Home’ (2024) Smart House, Dumb Movie – Movie Review
James Bamford’s (Elysium 2013) Hard Home stars Simone Kessell (Yellowjackets 2021) as Mary, a grieving mother who is seeking justice for the death of her daughter by a vicious serial killer known only as Diablo (Andrew Howard: Watchmen 2019). The film starts mid-action with a brief pursuit that ends in …
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Forty years have gone by since Becky Sharp has last seen her mother. Despite being an known actress, Becky’s mother vanished without a trace. Content with her daily life, Becky soon uncovers a box of mysterious VHS tapes of an unknown television show, Rumplejack. After witnessing what was on these …
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Homework follows a group of friends who go about their school year experiencing the ups and downs of teenage adolescence as they deal with friendships, cougars, familial struggles, and of course, homework. Tommy (Michael Morgan: Midnight Offerings 1981) wants nothing more in life than to win the upcoming talent show and …
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