I’ve always been a fan of horror anthology films. Heck, I even wrote segments for some recent ones (I know, I know, shameless plug) and think that there are some great ones out there – like Creepshow and After Midnight – that most horror fans will dig. I watched Screamtime …
Read More »He’s a Religious Nut!: ‘MASSAGE PARLOR MURDERS!’ (1973) Revisited – Retro Review
God bless Tubi. They have a massive collection of obscure horror films from the 70s and 80s in their library that you can watch for free, and I think it is awesome. Some of them are hidden gems while others are quite terrible, but the cool thing is that you …
Read More »Time To Put These Toys Away: ‘PUPPET MASTER VS. DEMONIC TOYS’ (2004) Revisited – Retro Review
Remember when everyone was super excited about all the possible horror movie crossovers after Freddy vs Jason came out? I remember hearing that there was going to be a Pinhead vs Michael Myers movie, one featuring Ash taking on both Jason and Freddy (which actually became a reality in the …
Read More »It’s Not the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown: ‘JACK-O’ (1995) Revisited – Retro Review
One night back in 1995 my mom and I were hanging out and were both feeling bored, so I decided to go rent a movie from our local video store. A lot of movies were rented out when I got there and there wasn’t a whole lot to choose from, …
Read More »I Miss Malfeitor: ‘WITCHBOARD’ (2025) – Movie Review
When I was in the seventh grade some of my classmates went and saw Witchboard one Saturday night and were talking about how awesome it was that Monday morning at school. I didn’t get to see it until it was released on VHS months later, but after I finally got …
Read More »We’re All Fish Food: ‘PIRANHA 3-D’ (2010) Revisited – Retro Review
When I was little, I was obsessed with sharks and any kind of sea life that could eat people in general, so I was always on the lookout for movies that featured these kind of creatures. I was at my grandparents’ house one weekend and saw the promo for the …
Read More »Ninja Magic: ‘Revenge of the Ninja’ (1983) – Retro Review
When I was in sixth grade, all the boys in my class (and possible the entire middle school) were obsessed with ninjas. We thought that they were amazing, could do anything, and were just cool in general. Back then, whenever my best friend, Dusty, stayed overnight at our place, we …
Read More »The Killers are Coming: ‘PROM NIGHT’ (1980) Revisited – Retro Review
When I was a kid, my dad was on swing shift at the water plant, so that meant he worked weird hours. He always worked until Midnight on Monday and Tuesday, so that meant it was just me, my sister, and my mom at home on those nights. The three …
Read More »Don’t Take Movie Tickets from Strangers: ‘DEMONS’ (1985) Revisited – Retro Review
I remember when I was in seventh grade there was a kid a few years younger than me who lived down the street who watched Demons on VHS one night. I scared him so badly that he wouldn’t eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom by himself for days, …
Read More »Behave Yourselves: ‘ROBOCOP 2’ (1990) Revisited – Retro Review
One time when I was in middle school my younger cousin and I were sick and stayed home from school. He was obsessed with seeing RoboCop, so my mom rented it for us to watch while we were trying to get over the colds that we had. Unfortunately, it wasn’t …
Read More »
PopHorror Let's Get Scared