Valentine’s Day is the holiday where we celebrate Hallmark’s ability to con us into buying chocolates, flowers and candy for the ones we love… or just really, really like. While we fight to make reservations and plan the perfect evening to show our significant others that they’re worth the time, trouble and cash, this year we wanted to give you a reason to really be thankful for your special someone. Although the people on this list may be sexy as hell, there’s a reason they have trouble finding dates for Valentine’s Day…