Tim Burton Themed Bar “Beetle House” in NYC

Zach Neil and Brian Link, owners of Stay Classy, sound like my kind of guys.  They’re set to open a Tim Burton themed bar and restaurant in New York City later this month called Beetle House. The drink menu confirms that the duo is drawing inspiration from all of Burton’s seminal works. Grab yourself a seat at the bar and enjoy one of these spirited concoctions:

It’s Showtime– Bulleit Rye whiskey, 2 shots of espresso, simple syrup, dash of peychauds bitters, lemon peel garnish. $16

Beetlejuice– Muddled blackberry and limes, Tequila, Blackberry schnapps, Angostura bitters, splash of cranberry. $14

Edward’s Lemonade– Old fashioned with Orange bitters $12

Alice’s Cup of Tea– Peach vodka, Gin, rum, tequila, peach schnapps, sour mix, splash of coke. $14

The Headless Horseman– Hendricks Gin, Lillet blanc, Cointreau, dash of absinthe, fresh lemon juice. Garnished with an orange peel. $16

Chocolate Factory Martini– Vanilla vodka, Dorda chocolate liqueur, cream, creme de cocoa. Garnished with a chocolate bar. $14

9 Martini– Absolut Citron, sour apple pucker, Midori, triple sec, Green apple sugared rim. $14

The Fleet Street Martini– Fireball, sour apple pucker, cranberry juice, red sugared rim. $12

We come in Peace– Stoli salted caramel vodka, Rum chata, cream, caramel swirl salted rim. $14

Big Fish Bowl– for two- Vodka, Malibu rum, Blue Curacao liqueur, sweet-and-sour mix, pineapple juice, Sprite, Nerds candy, Swedish fish candies $25

Sparky’s Minty Margarita– Muddled limes, simple syrup and mint leaves. Patron blanco, Grand marnier, and a splash sour mix. $14

The Barber’s Bloody Mary– Bakon vodka. Special Bloody Mary mix. Garnished with olives celery and bacon. $14

Bio-Exorcist – Muddled cucumbers and lime, Hendricks Gin. Topped off with club soda. Garnished with a cucumber and a lime $14

Bride’s Butterflies– Stoli Vanilla, Chambord, splash of pineapple juice. $14

Barnabas Collins– Bulleit Rye whiskey, crushed brown sugar, chocolate bitters and peychauds bitters. $14

Glen or Glenda– Tequila,Mango purée, citrus, agave, chipotle powder, Peychaud’s bitters, garnished with rosemary. $14

Jack Skellington– Bacardi Rum, creme de coconut, lime juice. Topped with crushed ice and orange zest. $14

This is Halloween! – Pumpkin Liqueur, cinnamon liqueur, apple liqueur, apple cider, ginger beer, garnished with a lime. $12

Sure, the prices are steep, but let’s be honest: We’ll be paying for the ambiance! As for the menu, Beetle House’s official menu proudly boasts:

OUR FOOD MENU IS ONE OF A KIND, PAYING TRIBUTE TO SOME OF OUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS WHILE PLEASING YOUR MOUTH WITH A FUSION OF AMERICAN COMFORT, LATIN, ITALIAN AND EUROPEAN DISHES. ALL MEAT SOURCED LOCALLY FROM 100% INNOCENT HUMANS CAPTURED WILD ON THE STREETS OF NYC.

Maybe if I say “Beetle House” three times in a row I’ll be magically transported to NYC. Who’s thirsty!