Hey, you fit $&%#s! I’m sorry, that opening was a bit strong, wasn’t it? I just took some pre-workout, and now I am super hyped for today’s unboxing. We are all in quarantine but that doesn’t stop people from working out. If you are looking to get fit and swole and you happen to be creepy, you’ll want your workout gear to match your aesthetic. Death Comes Lifting has you covered.
The unboxing video was recorded before everything went to Hell in a handbasket. Please keep that in mind.
We want to send a huge thanks to Death Comes Lifting for sending us these shirts to unbox and share with you. Death Comes Lifting is Fitness for the Misfits. It combines a love for horror with a love for lifting and fitness, and we can definitely get behind that.
The first shirt sent by Death Comes Lifting is this amazing homage to The Exorcist. This baseball tee is called… The Flexorcist. “Your mother lifts weights in Hell!” This shirt is heckin’ hilarious and it’s comfortable to boot. Because my lovely husband is a power lifter, he swiped this shirt up immediately. The cotton is extremely soft and the fit is true for an XL. The print is thin and stretchy considering how much movement will be done in the shirt. There is so much detail in the design. We have our boy, Pazuzu, taking up the majority, but if you take the time to actually read the shirt, there are so many nuggets of comedy. You can get one of your own for $30.
The next shirt is a woman’s XL, and it’s soooo small. Women’s shirts are notorious for fitting at least a size smaller than what their tag actually says and the cuts are very short. I am majority torso, so I will admit that this shirt is very short on me. It is the classic with their coffin, barbell and motto on the back. The fabric is thinner and great for a workout but I do notice that the print has started to split slightly on my ample bosom the single time I tried it on. In a women’s cut, I would recommend ordering up one or two sizes. This shirt comes in both women’s and men’s cuts for $25. I didn’t include a picture of the fit just because it was so small, but you can see the design in the video.
They also included these bits of swag.
That’s all for the Death Comes Lifting 2020 unboxing. If you like these, they also play on Lovecraft, Friday the 13th, Night of the Living Dead and many more. These shirts are a lot of fun and work great for those that want to be fit and show off their humorous love for horror movies. You can browse all of their designs HERE on their website. I definitely recommend their shirts for their humor, quality and aesthetic. Even though these shirts were sent to me, I was not paid for my review and my opinions are all my own.