Captain Howdy

Movies are my air. You can find me writing about them, specifically my adoration of the horror genre, in various places, such as: 1.) The white tile floors of abandoned Kmart buildings across America 2.) The back of Taco Bell receipts when cashiers ask me to take the online survey 3.) Your mom's diary

‘The 12th Man’ (2018) is a Triumphant Tale of Survival

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The following review of The 12th Man is spoiler-free. If you’d told me fifteen years ago that the director of the Frankie Muniz-starring Agent Cody Banks was capable of crafting one of the greatest World War II films ever made, I probably would have hit you over the head with …

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Kevin Bacon’s ‘Tremors’ Series Needs to Happen Elsewhere

If you haven’t already heard, the Kevin Bacon-starring Tremors series that was set to air on the Syfy network has officially been placed under the ground. Though a pilot episode had already wrapped filming (One that Bacon was quite proud of, might we add), the studio unfortunately decided not to …

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Wes Craven’s ‘Scream’ is the Superior Slasher Film Series

I have come here to chew bubblegum and give unpopular horror movie opinions – and I’m all out of bubblegum. At the risk of internet-shaming and hate mail, I want to speak a quiet truth that genre die-hards would consider blasphemy. In a community that worships the films of Halloween, …

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